Team Hoghead proudly presents:
For the discerning Firebird, Trans Am, or Pontiac enthusiast,
Yes, at The Hoghead Resort And Spa Heaven (THRASH), you truly can have it all!
As you enter the resort, you will notice the security measures being taken to insure you have a safe and enjoyable stay. There is only one access road to the resort. The Security/Registration trailer is on the right and the Maintenance building is on the left. Junk cars are used to block the access road after 10:00 p.m. each evening for your security and peace of mind.
THRASH has various levels of accommodations to meet every budget. For the financially-challenged car enthusiast who is also an avid outdoorsman (or outdoorsperson), here is the All American campsite right on the lake front!! You can either bring your own tent or just sleep under the stars. Yes, there's nothing quite like watching the sun rise over Lake Havoline.
We also offer theme accommodations, here's the lowrider/lead sled suite...and it is sweet!! You can enjoy your stay by hanging out in this vintage Pontiac complete with velvet headliner and interior appointments.
We also offer 2nd and 3rd Generation Firebird themed suites for the Firebird and Trans Am enthusiast!!
For those who want to "go big" we are proud to offer our most luxurious accommodations, the Commercial-grade Condo!! You'll have room for the whole family to stretch out and relax in our most extravagant offering. The Commercial-grade Condo also offers complimentary racquet ball and use of a Ford Festiva for use on the property.
No, we've not forgotten the newlyweds here at THRASH...here's the Honeymoon Suite! You and your beloved will enjoy the heart-shaped hole in the hood of this Grand Am along with the star-shaped moon roof to enjoy those romantic evenings that she'll cherish forever!!
Check out just a few of the many amenities that await you at the secluded resort...
Here's Joe getting ready to enjoy a tour of the resort property in the private helicopter that you too have full access for your enjoyment!!
You might want to visit our vintage wheel outdoor museum. We offer trivia contests for group competition to see who can correctly identify the most vintage wheels!!
You can also enjoy a nice day of fishing or canoeing on Lake Havoline. For the adventurous, we offer scuba diving tours where you can attempt to successfully complete a salvage dive and raise one of the many junk cars residing on the bottom of Lake Havoline. You might also want to visit our world-famous attraction, Flag Rock!!
We also offer scavenger hunts, paintball competitions, hiking, competitive hide and seek, capture the flag, and freeze tag within the confines of the acres of junk cars!!
So call today for reservations!! 1-800-UTHRASH